Hurt and Charade

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2015

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

The Race Wars crew is back in studio this week with Kurt fresh off a trip to LA where he performed on a taping of Ari Shaffir's "This Is Not Happening" story telling show. The guys rehash the OJ Simpson verdict, discuss the prophesied apocalypse (it was supposed to happen yesterday) and talk pro wrestling with host of WRESTLING SOUP, Joe Numbas and guest Jordan Rock.

Transcript

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0:00.0	You are now checked in to stand-up New York Labs.
0:03.8	Oh, yeah.
0:05.7	Race wars.
0:07.1	I know you're like, how could a white man be allowed to be able to be?
0:09.4	He can say the word only in the confines of this podcast.
0:12.5	It's what we do, baby.
0:14.3	Yeah.
0:15.1	You know how you fucking mind, dude.
0:16.6	I have the power.
0:18.1	With her Fetzker it's a white tall duphists now.
0:38.3	Yeah.
0:39.7	Right on time.
0:40.4	Hola!
0:41.2	Hola!
0:41.7	Hola! Hola!
0:42.7	Now our theme song just saved you, Kurt.
0:44.3	You just walked in.
0:45.3	Here's what happened.
0:46.2	I was here actually in time to be right here, but I wanted time it to miss hold up.
0:49.6	No, you didn't miss it.
0:50.8	Oh, you piece of shit.
0:52.3	You white bastard. I was sitting in the bathroom taking extra shakes to kill time until hold up.
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