Johnny Doesn't Know
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2026
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. |
| 0:05.5 | You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. |
| 0:22.7 | And of course you can handle. |
| 0:22.6 | And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. |
| 0:25.5 | San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:27.3 | When airports smell great. |
| 0:30.1 | Hey, guys, we did it. |
| 0:31.7 | Congrats on being number one. |
| 0:34.0 | And I just wanted to say I have an idea for feature merch. |
| 0:37.9 | Maybe the print gurus can come up with a cool design. |
| 0:40.7 | I know you guys are currently passing out that it's just okay. |
| 0:44.2 | But for the next one, I say we go Klein Alley Show from Slog to Flute. |
| 0:50.0 | Ah, great idea. |
| 0:51.2 | Yes, we have Klein Alley Show. |
| 0:52.6 | It's Just Okay shirts. |
| 0:53.8 | And thank you to everybody because, yeah, you know, it's been nice to have a little bit of positivity on the show. It's been good. And thank you to everybody who has been on board slogans since day one. And even though we have had some nice stuff having, nice turnaround for the show, our boss said it might be a fluke. So we have gone from sloggers to flukers and we are a couple of flukes. But right now we do have a Klein Alley show. It's just okay shirt to hand out to you. If you win, Johnny doesn't know. Johnny, we play now every day we do it Johnny doesn't know. But on Friday's we do the full length The OG, it's time for Johnny Doesn't Know Johnny Doesn't Know. Johnny doesn't know. And I was like, okay. Oh, Johnny doesn't know. I didn't know Vegas was like in Vada for like a while. Johnny doesn't know. Gelato sounds like Jello. Johnny doesn't know. It like goes,ello Johnny doesn't know It like goes Wiggles Johnny how you feeling this morning What's good Let's get it Err, ur, R, R, R, R, R. You know, Johnny really just wanted to get on Omar's soundboard And are you happy you've succeeded? I've been waiting three years since I've been started working here and finally I'm on the board. But isn't it so much better when you let me decide which one and not force it? I just like to be included. Of course everyone wants to be included. You can't pick and choose. I had to finally give some good sound sound bites yeah or or or or or or or |
| 2:19.1 | wait omar you have a seal one too don't you i do but i don't play that we should make those two seals |
| 2:24.9 | have sex with each other yeah we should have to play himself yeah play with himself as another thing |
| 2:31.2 | yeah all right so i've made this entire johnny doesn't know themed to food because as we know we were talking earlier this week, Johnny is especially dumb when it comes to all things food. Clearly from our glove conversation earlier in the show, Johnny doesn't know a whole lot about how food is made and you don't do a whole lot of cooking either do you johnny barely i make |
| 2:51.3 | pasta and eggs that's it right so we'll take caller one and we'll move up and down the phone lines if you |
| 2:57.2 | get it right i'll write your name down and do we have enough to give everybody a yeah a shirt everyone |
| 3:01.9 | who gets one right can get a shirt a klein alley show it's just okay shirt all right let's start |
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