New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.

You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

This is the world famous K. Rock.

Get those nimble fingers ready.

Lesbians, you know what I'm talking about. 800, 52060-1067. Caller 20 is going to get on the standby boarding list to see SocialD in Zurich, Switzerland. They'll also be going to the In-N-Out Burger Soundspace event with Social D, and the In-N-Out truck will be there serving up delicious burgers as they do as part of our new

partnership with In-N-Out.

It's beautiful, beautiful partnership.

And of course, it is Friday.

Everyone is celebrating early, including everyone on the goat line.

I'm completely intoxicationed, ripped, stone, inebriated, lit, gone, trash, toasted.

Hannah's having a good time.

You don't have to get as wasted as panty hose, Greg,

but maybe you're headed over to Beach Life Festival this weekend.

Duran Duran, got offspring.

Chainsmokers.

Chainsmokers. Slightly stupid. Duran Duran Duran. Cheryl Crowe. Duran. Duran. Duran. Did I say that already? Said out a few times. Yes, we are drunk. That's right. We're drunk. I actually have plans this weekend that I don't know. My wife is doing a mystery date tonight. For a special occasion?

No, she's just planning a date night for us tonight. I have no idea what we're doing, but we're

dropping our kid off at a YMCA for a few hours. Nice. So she said she had something planned, but she

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