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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

We tried to come up with a PSA for Rattlesnakes since everyone's asses are getting bit up this season. As usual Vanessa came up with the best one and is the inspiration behind this podcast title. Ally shared a huge sex scandal unfolding at her kid's new school, including a call from a parent at that school who was just learning for the first time that the principal was stepping down after having an affair with a student's dad. We also did our first edition of Gen Wars with ALL show regulars! If you want to know what it's like to have Second Hand Cindy, a Budlight Bro & Blind Charlie battle it out in a game of trivia? Listen to find out! Since people are getting robbed all over LA we're making our first ever limited edition Klein.Ally.Show DON'T ROB ME lawn signs. Claim one now and stuff it in your yard so the thieves steal your neighbor's TV instead of yours.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.4	When airports smell great.
0:29.2	Ta-da-da.
0:30.0	Hey, what's going on, Cran and Ali?
0:32.3	Are you ready?
0:34.3	Hello, Cline and Allie, you little bitch.
0:37.5	Clan and Allie, it's just okay.
0:40.9	Just don't like things about you too much.
0:43.8	Good morning, everybody.
0:45.7	Whoa, sweet David State, did you see that?
0:48.1	Meet about Clown Alley show.
0:49.8	Let's get the still shouted.
0:51.4	The show started. The show started.
0:55.2	The show started.
0:57.4	We are live in Los Angeles.
1:00.6	Three, two, one.
1:02.7	And here we go.
1:05.9	It's Klein Howie Show. Low 6.7, KROQFM and H.D. Pasadena.
1:09.2	Los Angeles.
1:10.0	Orange County.
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