New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

Da-da-da.

Hey, Rockline Alley's show.

Bragging rights for you.

And more importantly, you get to a show Johnny a thing or two.

He claims he's graduated college.

He has a degree to prove it. That's what he says. Although every time we do it, Johnny doesn't know, we question if that is actually true or if college really teaches you nothing at all. That's what we learn every single week. Johnny's feeling good right now. He said, all week has felt like senioritis. Everyone's getting ready for summer. And even if you're not finishing up school this year, you're not a teacher looking forward to having a few months off. You are all feeling that summer is about to unofficially start this weekend. The vibes are high in the office right now. Everybody's just on that loosey-goosey-type feeling. You know what I mean? No, we're all working hard every day to make this show. We have fun every day. Every day is fun for us. Johnny claims that he's feeling lucy goosey right now so he's going to be a little less focus on his job alie even people who aren't going out of town i think are doing nothing and still feeling the vibes and feeling excited that it's a long weekend even if you have summer at least you get an extra day off for a lot of people it feels a lot of pressure uh people are saying each other what are your what are your plans for the weekend and like I'm in the category of no plans which I think is a great place to be but you know you always don't have plans and then you do right but I always do stuff I have nothing that I'm other than like the obvious like I think one of my kids in a soccer tournament it it's going to have four effing games over the course of the weekend,

which makes no sense. That sounds terrible. So she'll be sick for three of them. You know what I'm saying? Let's eat that uncooked chicken on the grill. It's time to get out of a couple games tomorrow. Let's get into it. It's time for Johnny Doesn't know. Johnny doesn't know. And I was like, okay.

Oh, Johnny doesn't know.

I didn't know Vegas was I was like, okay. Oh, Johnny doesn't know.

I didn't know Vegas was in Vada for like a while.

Johnny doesn't know.

Chalotto sounds like cello.

Johnny doesn't know.

It like goes, winkle, wiggles.

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we'll give away some tickets we say hi to lorraine and woodland hills this morning welcome to johnny doesn't

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