Johnny Doesn't Know
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 18 July 2025
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, |
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| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. |
| 0:30.4 | Klein Alley Show. We'll get to Johnny doesn't know in just a moment. Johnny's in the studio right now. I was asking Johnny if you're feeling smart today or not, and he couldn't even answer that question. So choose carefully when you have to predict whether or not he'll be right or wrong. You know, yesterday, Nicole Alvarez is gone because she's taking, she doesn't take vacations very often, but when she does... Oh, she takes them. She takes them hard. And by me not saying she doesn't take him very often, that's me being sarcastic. She apparently is on vacation all the time. She would get very upset if you said that. I know, but it's true. So anyway, Johnny was filling in for her yesterday, and when you were trying to do your first break of the morning, we were still in the studio because we were trying to record the show over time bonus podcast. Because we were like, oh, great, Nicole's not coming in. we can use the studio. And Johnny, Johnny you were not happy that we were uh you know on the studio because you wanted to get on the air and then you decided that you were going to move us aside and do your first break of the morning yeah and you had a plan I guess as to what you wanted to say you only had like I think seven seconds in the song to talk yeah we were like what are you going to do what are you thinking he was like, oh, I think I'm going to say this is Postmaster Johnny on the World to talk. We were like, what are you going to do? What are you thinking? |
| 1:30.4 | He was like, oh, I think I'm going to say this is Postmaster Johnny on the World Famous. |
| 1:31.1 | Right. That's what you told. That was your plan, right? Yeah. What was the first break supposed to sound like? Because I'm going to play in a second what ended up happening. First break was supposed to literally just be like |
| 1:26.4 | K-R-O-K-R-K-R-Mash-Jani in for the lovely Nicole Alvarez |
| 1:29.6 | on the world-famous KROQ. |
| 1:31.5 | And they had a timed out all in your head ready to go. Yeah, said it a million times. Right, okay. Then what ended up happening is that the last second, Omar, Johnny didn't even see this happen, but Omar swapped out the song that was going to play Into a Beyonce Into a Beyonce song |
| 2:02.7 | And I decided to just continue to punch Johnny |
| 2:06.5 | And the guy |
| 2:07.1 | You're tickling me like all over |
| 2:08.6 | So that's how I grew up boys |
| 2:10.5 | So here is |
| 2:11.4 | Here's how it happened |
| 2:14.5 | On Krock |
| 2:16.8 | It's going to sound like quite a train wreck. |
| 2:18.3 | And this was Johnny's first break in the morning. Ready? We're all going to be on. 106.7. It's the world famous K.Rock. I brought two friends with me too. Hey, who put this on? Why's it beyond? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh my way! |
| 2:15.3 | No, no, no, no, wait! |
| 2:17.3 | Wait, that, wait. Wait, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, that's wrong. This is correct. Spence Master Johnny, I'm the world famous. I brought some friends. You guys got to stop. The world famous K-Roc. Fes. You did go right? You still tried to get through your line. Still tried to sell your line. I brought some friends with me. I brought some friends with me. |
| 2:51.9 | I brought some friends with me. |
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