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All right, it's Klein Alley's Showertime episode number, Who the Hell Really Cares?

And we're starting out the episode with a rare duo it's just me

and dj omar con for a change hey hey what's happening man oh it's always nice when allie's out of the

room so we can talk a lot of shit about her so let's talk all the shit we want to in the next 11 seconds

she is a giant cunt if you were predicting whether or not omar would say the c word within the first 11 seconds of this podcast, you would be winning your bet right now. Yeah, Ali is a giant cut. That's the theme for the episode. Okay, I like that. Now that we've gotten that out of our system, let's talk about who else we work with here who's a cut. Now, the story that actually, we can't really talk about this much on the air.

We're desperately trying to get this coworker down the hall. Oh, my God. To come on the air with us because I know you have all, I mean, we're all fascinated by it, but someone who works in the building got a plastic surgery during the Fourth of July vacation where they basically, I thought originally they were going to get parts of their ass put on their face, but then when they got into the surgery, they ended up deciding to use parts of her vagina on her face instead. Because this lady's already skin and bone, and she doesn't have, I guess, fat where regular people have fat, so they had to, I guess she has a fat pussy, so they had to extract some pussy fat and put it in her face.

Are you the doctor that did the surgery?

I did the surgery.

So for whatever the reason, she had this surgery done.

She's told Allie about it, I guess, in confidence.

She hasn't told the rest of us about it, but we are all very intrigued. And we would love to have her in because she works on another radio station

in the building and I don't think that they would talk about this on I don't think they're

the right type of station to talk about the delicacy of this where we are the perfect place

to break down exactly what happened. Yeah, it could be talked about on K-Rock and maybe the

wave but not on their station. Maybe the wave. Well, yes, that's true. I think the wave would be a do a good job. I could see Frankie would do a good job of a man. You've got to push your face. That'd be a good place to cover it. Other than that, though, I don't know where else, there's really no other place that it could be talked about. No, for sure. And I love the way this lady is so unapologetic about it. She's like, for real. Like, you know, she's like, you know, an older lady and she had worked on. And she just is open about it, which I love. So I would love to hear about, you know, the process and how she made the decision to say,

yay, let's do, let's get stuff out of my vagina and put on my face.

And how often is that like a common procedure?

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