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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Ally's Crazy Cat Lady

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.9609 Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Hey, Rock, we are our Klein Alley's show yesterday while you were doing whatever it is you do with your day. Aliie had to take her new young cats, kittens, I guess.

0:38.4

I don't know how long they're kittens until.

0:39.7

Are they still kittens until they get their ball stip? Oh, yeah. They're like two and a half months old. She had to go get them spayed or neutered. Neutored, I believe, is the term. You guys had a lot of questions for me to ask Rhonda. Yeah. Now, Allie goes to this woman's house.

0:35.2

This woman is clearly a cat hoarder.

0:37.2

She's got, I don't know, thousands of cats in her house running around.

0:39.9

That's house. This woman is clearly a cat hoarder. She's got, I don't know, thousands of cats in her house running around. That's accurate. She's running a cat rescue out of her house. None of it's accurate. There's some of what you said is accurate. Yeah. I mean, she's got a, how many cats would you say she has? I mean, that's one of the questions. I can't say how many cats she has. You mean you can't count that high or?

1:11.2

Well, no, I asked her and then she said, please don't share how many cats I have. Too many cats then I said, can I give them a ballpark? And she said, tell them more than 10 less than 100. Oh my God. And then she- That's a hell of a gap. I mean, by the way, even the beginning part of that is still a lot.

2:17.5

More than 10, less than 100. Anywhere in that range is too many. She said over the course of four years when she's done this, she has adopted 400 cats. So she has 400 cats? No, no, no. She has adopted out 400 cats. Adopted out. So she's had 400 over the last four years. And she told you that you as part of your adoption process, once again, Allie went to get one because her cat died, so she went to replace it because that's what you do when you lose an animal, you immediately replace it with another one rather than deal with the grief. And she, instead of going to get one, she ended up leaving with two. Well, she's told me that it was better for the two cats to be together because my other cat is older. And then when my cat dies, there's going to be another loner. But you understand her game that she's playing is how do I get rid of all these cats and get my house back? And so everyone who goes for one, of course, she's not going to let you leave with one. She's going to want you to take two, three, four. But I had a lot of questions for Ronna, including how she started, because she did start with just personal cats. Right. And we are convinced this will be you in the future. So, Ali is basically this is me walking into her house. Oh, God. Even if you scoop, there's particles. in the poop? Yeah. So she's explaining there's She was explaining there's an issue in the poop yeah so she's explaining

2:34.8

she's explaining there's

2:35.4

she's explaining there's an issue in the house

2:37.6

with some of the cats they have some kind of a

2:39.8

a poop issue

2:41.3

apparently that's like a

2:44.0

very very dangerous thing

2:45.9

that lives in cat poop

2:47.1

there's something in the poop

2:49.4

that yeah makes them poop like soup.

2:51.9

She was explaining all of it to me.

2:53.6

And so she had one room.

2:55.5

This is the poop cat room.

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