New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

That rock line alley show.

Bruce Bruce hanging out in the studio shows tonight at the improv, and we got some tickets to give you for that.

Bruce Bruce been at it for a while, a lot of friends. He said he and Diddy are very close, right? You and Diddy are very close. He said good guy, good guy, right? Didn't you say that? No, but not by Diddy. No, you didn't say that. Me, ambiguous. Yeah, that's right. But you did know Diddy. I made him a couple of times But you never got invited to a party I never went to the party

Never been to the party

Never been to his island

You better not Big you were. Yeah, that's right. But you did know, Diddy? I made him a couple of times. But you never got invited to a party.

I never went to the party.

Never.

Never.

You better not ever ask me to come to a party.

Glad we got that on record. All right, that's official now. So now we've heard it. Johnny's in the studio as well. Johnny, we found out earlier. and Bruce Bruce said to Johnny,

you need to hang around with some more brothers.

You do, man.

You do.

Yeah.

Okay.

Johnny sadly knows nothing at all about black culture,

and we'll get into an exciting round right now of Johnny doesn't know black people. Here we go. Johnny doesn't know. And I was like, okay. Oh, Johnny doesn't know. I didn't know Vegas was in bad for like a while. Johnny doesn't know. Jolato sounds like Jello. Johnny doesn't know. And like Woogo Woogo wooo woo whigs Bruce's got the questions Bruce Bruce will be asking Johnny and whatever you say will probably be incredibly offensive But Bruce Bruce promises He knows we come from a place of love And we'll say hi to our first contestant listening in Santa Monica this morning this is Jesse hi Jesse hi how you doing doing just fine please say

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