Ally's Pregnancy Results & Why You're Still Single (FULL SHOW 5/7)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2026

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Today's the day. Ally had a shot of progesterone and a shot of tequila in front of her. If pregnant, she reaches for the progesterone. If not, the tequila. Thanks again to everyone supporting the journey, and our hearts go out to everyone who's been through the IVF process. Things got awkward today as we brought back Mother Knows Best leading up to Mother's Day. A guy named Fred played against his mom as she tried to guess how many women he's slept with, what his fetish is and whether or not he was ever arrested. Let's just say secrets were revealed and their relationship will never be the same. Comedian Jared Fried joined us in-studio to tell you why you're still single. After being single for decades, Jared has become somewhat of a dating expert, to the point where he's releasing his first book on dating which is coming out in June. He took live calls from single people and identified their red flags in 10 seconds or less.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.4	When airports smell great.
0:29.2	Da-da-da.
0:30.0	Hey, what's going on, Glen and Ali?
0:32.3	Are you ready?
0:34.3	Hello, Klein and Allie, you little bitch.
0:41.5	Clan and Allie, it's just okay. Just don't that strange about you too much. Good morning, everybody. Whoa, sweet David Steak, did you see that?
0:48.1	Meet about Clown Alley show. Let's get the still shouted. The show started.
0:55.2	The show started.
0:57.4	We are live in Los Angeles.
1:00.3	Three, two, one.
1:02.8	And here we go.
1:05.6	It's Clydeley Show. Low 6.7, KROQ FM and H.D. Pasadena.
1:09.0	Los Angeles.
1:09.7	Orange County.
1:10.5	The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles.
1:12.6	This is the world famous K Rock.
1:16.3	Welcome to the emotional roller coaster that is Klein Alley's show.
1:19.6	Good morning and how the hell goes it.
1:21.0	Welcome to your prequend.
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