HOUR 4- Box of Shame, Gen Wars and MORE
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2026
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. This is the world famous K.Rock. Hey God, it's Friday! Oh yeah, welcome to your weekend. It's K. Rock. are a client Ali's show. It's been an eventful week. |
| 0:40.7 | Emotional roller coaster of ups and downs and day drinking, shot roulette and then other shots. |
| 0:46.9 | And Ali, sadly, does not have to jab herself in the ass today, which I guess is a good thing. |
| 0:51.7 | I wanted to ask you, Ali, not that I want to spend so much more time bringing this out, because I know that it's hard for you, but do you blame Jake? A lot of people said that potentially that first shot that Jake Butchard so badly. Oh, yeah, everyone knows that the first shot sets the tone for that IVF cycle, and Jake messed that whole part out. Oh, that's your fault. You had me go first. Do you blame that this |
| 1:12.6 | failed attempt, the IVF |
| 1:15.1 | didn't go well? Do you blame that on Jake? |
| 1:17.9 | I think the stress from that shot going wrong |
| 1:21.0 | and the lumpy ass and the bruising, it really |
| 1:24.7 | was hard emotionally on me. And they say |
| 1:27.0 | when you're stressed, that's when it doesn't work. Yeah, well, sucks a suck. Oh, man. Jake! Jake! Bad Jake. What, Vanessa, are you eating? Yeah. And what are you eating? I'm eating peanuts. Okay. |
| 1:45.4 | I actually had some out there. She's trying to build up that tolerance. |
| 1:47.1 | She's going to go where the allergies like our classmates have. Yes. She's got to eat the bambas. Eating the bambas right now, getting ready to go. This hour on the show, Jen Wars will be back. We got the box of shame to dig into in a moment. so one of us will have to share a deep dark and very shameful secret. |
| 2:01.3 | And then we'll give you everything else that we forgot to hand you throughout the week as we get ready for the week. to dig into in a moment. So one of us will have to share a deep, dark, and very shameful secret. |
| 2:05.3 | And then we'll give you everything else that we forgot to hand you throughout the week as we get ready for the weekend. Do you feel bad for peanut butter? I do. Peanut butter is delicious and it's banned from every school and every classroom now because of the nut allergies. Yeah, but it's interesting because it was a very generational thing because most people that, you know, I would say 30s, I would say even 20s, 30s, 40s don't really have peanut allergies at all. |
| 2:26.6 | But then it hit a whole group of people that are younger and then it is affected like an entire school. |
| 2:32.7 | I mean, yeah, I think at a lot of the schools and classes my kids have gone through. Oh my God, the amount of signs on our like schools' windows and doors, we are a nut free, nut free zone. I mean, even by the way, just the question some of my kids' friends will ask me when I like make giving food. They're like, was this processed in a nut facility? And I'm like, I don't know. I don't. Shut up and eat a cashew. Yeah, I don't know what's what anymore, but everyone's got to put the warnings on because sadly, if you know the kid that, you know, has the allergy. A real peanut allergy, which I get. They're the ones that if they go within like 50 yards of a peanut, I think their heart just stops or something. But I mean, peanut butter and jelly sandwich is the best sandwich. It's the best sandwich for every generation and every age. It's not only great for the kids that enjoy eating it. It's great for the parents that have to eat the rest of it. But also that are too lazy to actually make any food. Or make a real sandwich. Right. That's the idea is that that when you have nothing in your fridge, I mean, when your fridge looks like Jakes and it's just water and beans. You can pull together a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. And Jake's kids, the good thing it doesn't happen because they would be bringing those mustard sandwiches to school. Yeah, mustard is allowed. Yeah. That's right. There's no rules against the mustard sandwich. That's just an allergy to good parents. Almost tastes the meat. This is a new song from Sublime that they world premiered on our show. It's called Until the Sun explodes. And then we dig into the Box of Shame after this on K. Rock. K. Rock, Klinelli's show. The Box of Shame has been brought into the K. Rock Studios. So we will dig in there in a moment and ruin one of our weekends. but first as we we get you ready from Mother's Day weekend, we've been cleaning out some of the many, many voicemails I've received from my mom, pocket dials, or random voicemails. |
| 4:04.2 | And here's another one for you. |
| 4:05.2 | Hey, well, I hope you and Sienna got out of the bathroom yesterday. |
| 4:09.4 | If not, we'll call and try to get a locksmith for you. |
| 4:13.3 | Otherwise, give us a call when you can. |
| 4:15.3 | Bye. |
| 4:32.4 | I don't know what that's about. Didn't even hear that message until right now because she's one of the few people that still leaves voice. That's the most amazing thing about listening to these. These are the first time I've heard these voicemails. I have like 600 voicemails in my phone. I don't listen to them anymore. Perhaps even better than that, though, is that she feels the need to tell you its mom. |
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