Hey Prime members, you can listen to Life Is Short, ad free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Normally we would like to maintain the illusion that we are recording that this is

live that we're doing this right when you're listening to it but I have to

reveal that today is Easter for us and I went to a grocery store that we grew up going to

called Stop and Shop. It's kind of like a um we live on the west coast of Ralph.

Well, it's a grocery store enough to go through all the different grocery stores. And the person

checking me out, not like looking at me salaciously. He was looking at your groceries salaciously? Yeah. Yeah, oh, got the good deals,

now. So I was excited to use the Stop and Shop card. And I said, I don't have my card with me, but I have a number I can put in and I know this is if not a

visual show so this is probably not a good story to be telling but he

glanced with his eyes he like kind of like down to the down to the

machine down to the little thing. And I said, I'm sorry, what, and he just kind of pointed a little more.

He was just kind of like, basically put in your number.

I think that's what I translate, because I've done it enough where you put it in on the pad but he didn't say anything was so weird and then I looked up and I noticed on his name tag and this is Easter, mind you.

Guess what his name was.

Heesus.

Dad, that's what Kate thought.

But close, very close.

Very close.

Should I keep guessing?

Yeah.

Judas.

Kolder.

Heesus, you're on the right track.

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