Life Is Short(er): Juice Head, Exclamation Moink, and Sexy Nose Bleed 📝

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

This week on the show, the guys discuss how Christian scrapped plans for a humidor for a new juicer and he can’t get enough. Then, we read a letter from Kaitlin about an acquaintance’s ASMR Spa business offering scratching. Finally, Danielle from Indiana calls in with a story somewhat related to (but worse than) Justin’s broken capillary issue.

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0:00.0	What's
0:08.0	what you're drinking?
0:10.0	Coffee? Oh, it's just...
0:11.0	Coffee. Oh, oh, it's broth, that's soup.
0:14.0	It's chicken soup.
0:16.0	Doesn't that remind you of, what does that remind you of chicken soup and something like that?
0:20.0	Remember when mom used to...
0:22.0	Like in a thermus?
0:23.6	Yeah, yeah.
0:24.6	Yeah, I know it's a strange.
0:27.6	It's a strange combination.
0:28.8	Coffee and broth.
0:29.8	This is my thing.
0:30.8	Coffee and broth at the same time?
0:31.6	Yeah, you're just seeing it in person, you're smelling it for the first time.
0:33.7	Wait, do you do sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip.
0:35.7	Kind of.
0:36.7	I mean, that's right now.
0:38.0	I'm not into that.
0:38.9	And then eventually I'll put water in the broth.
0:41.0	I mean, not in the broth when I'm done with it. It's my way, my liquid routine.
0:45.0	This actually transitions very nicely into what I wanted to talk about today.
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