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Life is Short with Justin Long

Life Is Short(er): Funcy NY Night, Sexy vs Shrek, and Mom FaceTime 🏀

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.89.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

This week on the show, the guys discuss how Christian finally cleaned out his childhood bedroom, and they recount their wild night out in New York City (including a Larry David encounter). Then, Christi writes in asking about how Christian manages to put lotion on his hands without rubbing them together and she gives us a WYR about using a sexy voice on the pod or Shrek voice on a date. Finally, Jackie from Utah calls in asking about what things women do that the guys find attractive. 

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0:00.0

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0:05.1

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0:06.6

Okay, here we are in person.

0:15.0

Back again.

0:18.0

Exciting.

0:19.0

It's Friday.

0:21.0

T GIF.

0:22.0

Fridays used to be so... There's still... I still like Fridays. We don't have like a

0:26.0

9 to 5 like working every day. So Fridays have lost that luster for me.

0:29.6

But it always feels like the weekend is a little more exciting. I know, of course, yeah. We had a fun New York experience. We both went to the big city. Doesn't it feel like now going to New York is kind of like a day out in the big city.

0:43.4

Yes, it was a big day for me, as you know.

0:47.0

It was something I would like to choose my words

0:49.7

somewhat carefully, but I would like to talk about it. I'm excited to hear what words you'll choose.

0:54.7

Okay. Because I was there for the real thing, operating name for the real thing. And I want to know how you're going to discuss this.

1:02.6

Okay, so that's my short list.

1:04.6

Okay.

1:05.6

I want to talk about my New York adventure.

1:06.6

The Christian had a day out, like a fun day and I met up with him to go to, which was so fun, a basketball game.

1:14.0

We've been talking about it, wanting to go to a Knicks game, and we went.

1:17.7

We all, we went with our friend, well, you know, let's save it.

1:20.5

Yes, we're extending beyond the tease right now. That's true.

1:23.0

So let's do it, and if you've been sufficiently teased

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