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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2025
⏱️ 115 minutes
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Summary
Boom! We're back for another exciting week on The Church! Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk Lee's big mistake coming back from San Diego, why Joey Diaz won't perform at The Comedy Store again, the psychology of torturing someone until they begin to torture themselves.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | What's happening, beautiful people. |
| 0:02.0 | Uncle Joey here with the Jewish Cato Lee Syatt for another fun-filled episode of the |
| 0:08.7 | Church of what's happening now, New Testament. |
| 0:11.6 | It's Tuesday, the 16th of December. |
| 0:14.9 | That's it. |
| 0:15.7 | You got one more Monday left before Christmas. |
| 0:18.2 | We've been counting them down. |
| 0:20.4 | Some people like to jump up and down on New Year's. That don't mean dick, okay? Countdown Christmas, it's even more painful. It's like how they got Jesus. They stabbed them in the stomach, then they stabbed them in the hand, you know. It's less subtle. But anyway, the Christmas season is finally here. Yeah, but January 1st, you're going to say 51 weeks left until Christmas. |
| 0:41.3 | I said, 51 more Mondays left through Christmas, Jack. |
| 0:44.1 | Then we start all over again. |
| 0:47.0 | It never ends. |
| 0:48.5 | But it's a beautiful day to be alive here. |
| 0:50.9 | I mean, what's going on here today? |
| 0:52.7 | Nothing. |
| 0:56.0 | Not a thing? Not a thing. Dude, I was, I've been busy. I mean, what's going on here today? Nothing. Not a thing? Not a thing. |
| 1:00.3 | Dude, I was, I've been busy. I know you've been busy. You've been flying, getting stuck on planes, sitting in coach in the middle. Can we have a timer? I think it took like 46 seconds into |
| 1:07.2 | this podcast and it got brought. Dude, the problem I have with you is you yell at me now before you even call me. Because as soon as something, as soon as anything happens, I'm like, all right, Joey's going to say that. And you say, I got to be honest. I could, fuck AI. I could write a script as Joey Diaz. And first of all, I was not in the middle. |
| 1:31.3 | But yeah, I took a one o'clock flight and that's... Hold on, hold on the, we got a sponsor up tight real quick. |
| 1:35.0 | This is going to be a deep conversation here. |
| 1:37.6 | So we're going to be right back. |
| 1:39.1 | We'll be back in two minutes. |
| 1:41.7 | Happy holidays. |
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