An old school Christmas and Hanukkah episode with Joey and Lee
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah from Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt! Joey and Lee talk about the power of memories, Joey's beef with Dave Portnoy, why Joey decided the typical 9-5 wasn't the life he wanted and much more!
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| 0:00.0 | What up, beautiful people. |
| 0:01.7 | Uncle Joey here with my favorite motherfucking Cato Lee Syatt for another fun-filled |
| 0:06.8 | episode of the Church of What's Happening Now, New Edition. |
| 0:10.5 | It's December 23rd. |
| 0:12.2 | It's the jingle bell edition, Jimmy Crack Corn, and I don't care. |
| 0:16.6 | Anyway, we're back, Jack. |
| 0:18.6 | What's up? |
| 0:19.5 | You've been, why do you, how do you do that? You're the only person I know with songs. They just get stuck. You've been singing that, like an autistic kid for like 20 minutes. That's all you need is just to, that's all you've been singing. Put the message out to that Jimmy Crack corn. You don't care. That's all you need to know. My favorite one is the Asian one. Oh, please. I got like 20 |
| 0:39.1 | songs I just sing to myself. I have a good time, people. I have a good time. I have problems, but who gives a fuck? And you look, like we were talking about you torture and there was one, I'm thinking back, there was one in LA that you would do, like, I want to, do you want to be a gypsy or something, that you would just break |
| 0:54.0 | and just like I would love to spend |
| 0:55.9 | 10 minutes in your head and just see I want to do you want to be a gypsy or something that you would just break into just like I would |
| 0:55.0 | love to spend 10 minutes in your head and just see what you just sing songs that no one's ever |
| 1:00.5 | heard of like do you want to be a gypsy what is that from black Sabbath song is it yeah the |
| 1:06.7 | gypsy okay I have no idea you want to be a gypsy come on now Sabison. I have no idea. Oh, you want to be a gypsy. |
| 1:12.9 | Come on now. |
| 1:13.7 | Oh, my God. |
| 1:24.9 | I love it. It's a great thing. What's going on, man? How was your weekend? What's happening? Everything's good. It's Christmas week. It's wedding week. You got a big fucking week. I've got to make sure I fit into the tucks. You got four more days. |
| 1:25.4 | You can run. |
| 1:26.3 | You can make it to Toronto. Who's going to run? |
| 1:27.2 | And you can hang out with Mendoa's parents. |
| 1:29.3 | Oh, my God. |
| 1:31.3 | Oh. to the tucks. You got four more days. You can run. You can make it to Toronto. Who's going to run? And you can hang out with Mendois parents. |
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