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DAVI THE SCAPEGOAT

Joe needs a Crap & a Nap

DAVI THE SCAPEGOAT

Davi Crimmins

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.84.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Pop a squat here on the front porch of Haus Crimmins! In this episode, Davi & Blair in rocking chairs will discuss rejecting your ego for the "greater good". Sometimes being a quitter requires some painful self-awareness! Shout-out to Joe B, you enjoy that crap and nap, buddy! Sometimes you just gotta say "NOPE. I QUIT. This is impacting my energy negatively!" Like over-plucking your eyebrows in 2004 - yikes! Or subjecting yourself to the manipulations of arguing with a narcissist - yuck! Or having no response for those adult bullies that "neg" you constantly - ew! Davi strives to be a bigger quitter while Blair is annoyingly tenacious. So let's debate the things worth quitting! like being "ON TREND" and trying to "out-beige" each other....bleh! Time to talk about the hyper-focus on women and their facial fashions! We've seen some people overdo a look while some vibe perfectly with their "Fashionable Caterpillars". Per current trends, we appear to have conquered our "Eyebrow Blindness" as a nation. But another sinister facial fad is entering the scene - who could it be? Davi & Blair will discuss on this episode of Davi The ScapeGOAT! Want more access to stories, exclusive episodes, and our VIP content of DTSG? Hear the bits no one else gets, like the uncensored "Therapy Language Jumped the Shark" or "My Lymph Node Tried to Yolanda Me!" or the long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You" and "Looking for The Upside with Callie Dauler"! SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

It's Davy the scapegoat when you're the best at being the worst. Good. Good hurry. Sorry what?

0:27.0

I have another I have another pseudo bulb blooming out of the catalea.

0:36.3

That's a type of orchid, a family of orchids, the catalea orchids.

0:40.9

And this particular cataya was struggling and I moved it to a new spot and

0:47.1

change the watering habits and now I have two pseudo-bulbs blooming so it's happy again. to pseudo bulbs

0:55.3

Blumen so it's happy again. It's growing

0:58.6

What not how you said it the first time you said? You said ooh the soup that's a happy plant.'m... That's a happy plant.

1:02.8

Okay, that's a happy plant.

1:05.8

My... I like... I like the scientific explanation too, but like, yeah. That's what I said yeah I got you a pillow for your

1:16.2

and listeners aren't gonna hear that and I and I set it down somewhere so let me

1:21.6

I got you one for your I've got one under my

1:23.7

I got you another one for your ass you're very concerned about my ass for the back

1:28.6

ass and I said it down somewhere in the house you mean to hold your mic? Okay.

1:33.0

Welcome everybody to the podcast.

1:35.0

Hey everybody,

1:36.0

welcome to the podcast.

1:38.0

If you want to know more about the orchids. I'm going to post some pictures because I have some really

1:47.0

Great flowers in bloom right now. I got a spider work it that's looking super creepy.

1:54.0

We named it Itsy Bitzy.

1:56.0

Itsy Bitzy.

1:57.0

Mm-hmm.

1:58.0

I got a...

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