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DAVI THE SCAPEGOAT

Our Dynamic is Show Dog & Handler

DAVI THE SCAPEGOAT

Davi Crimmins

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.84.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

It finally happened - Blair packed his bags and he's leaving! Time to talk about long distance lovin' with all it's trials, tribulations, and frienemies! How many people have rooted for your relationship to fail? Or say it's only succeeding because "you're never around each other"? Why do people cringe at your meet-cute? Why do people gotta throw shade at your good times? And what does it say about THEM? They say "behind every successful man is an encouraging woman - and behind every successful woman is a cheating man." When you get two entertainers somehow making it work in a relationship, it tends to be a mystery to those around you. So Davi and Blair are answering your questions on HOW they make this team work! With stories about gigging at the zoo and what kinda music Giraffes like to listen too + Blair gives sports analogies while Davi gives Dog Show analogies. But through it all they'll explain why a competitive "team", both professionally and romantically, is toxic. So, BEWARE out there! You want access to the exclusive audio missing from this episode, "Teeny Tiny Turds with Toxic Teams and other Blair Vents"? Hear all the bits that no one else gets, like "Blair's Home Alone & other Cautious Thoughts", "My Lymph Node Tried to Yolanda Me!" or long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You"! SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

It's Davy, the scapegoat, when you're the best at being the worst.

0:10.0

Good hurry. Welcome to Dobby the skate

0:17.0

Welcome to Dobby the skate goat.

0:22.0

I am your host Blair Crimens and

0:27.3

Dauvy Miss Davy is here with me today sitting here give me I'm

0:35.0

kind of fucking fun cases I am here with the old co-. With the old host?

0:44.0

I don't like old.

0:45.0

Former.

0:48.0

With the former host.

0:50.0

Former. Co-host formerly known as...

0:51.0

Now the co-host.

0:52.0

Scapegoat. Because now we're both co-host there's no there's no

0:55.8

head host yeah we're chillin no head honcho we'll have different people coming through

1:00.4

here hanging out doing whatever we've gone on walks with

1:03.4

Priska we've gonna go on rides with all kinds of people we'll have Thomas

1:08.1

Ryan Warren Warren's back everything I just said was everything I just said was

1:11.2

bullshit I mean like there's no mutiny happening here. I'm not taking over I was just making a joke

1:15.5

We're just giving you a moment now taking me a moment you giving me a moment to host

1:20.9

to open up and I want to say I've always thought that the best way to open up any

1:26.2

story or any song is with something that really grabs the audience so I have to tell you right now, Davy, I'm leaving you.

1:34.8

Why are you... I'm packing my bags and I'm heading out, leaving you behind. No. I've got to hit the road. So many people. So many

1:49.7

comments of people waiting for this day to come. It's finally here. You guys can have your party now. It's happening. He's leaving me.

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