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DAVI THE SCAPEGOAT

Preparing. Pivoting. Pro-Aging.

DAVI THE SCAPEGOAT

Davi Crimmins

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.84.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Davi and Blair are bringing sexy mobile recording rig back to the backyard of Haus Crimmins! Blair has had a few recent revelations about being an "aging rockstar" and is here to drop some knowledge about practicing, preparing, pivoting, and being PRO-AGiNG. It's about taking control of your life for you! Meanwhile, Davi has a completely different perspective on aging. She's "ageless" and maybe you should be too! They'll discuss Anti-Aging advertisements for men vs. women and how lamenting youth is useless! They'll ask the question on everyone's mind, "Am I secretly a werewolf eating villagers in the night or is this just how my face looks now?" And to the folks that say "Money doesn't buy happiness" lemme just try it for a second! You want access to the exclusive audio missing from this episode, "Blair's Home Alone & other Cautious Thoughts"? Hear all the bits that no one else gets, like "My Lymph Node Tried to Yolanda Me!" or long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You"! SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

It's Davy, the scapegoat, when you're the best at being the worst.

0:10.0

Good, harmony. Good army.

0:17.0

Davy the scapegoat. Welcome back.

0:18.0

I'm here with Blair Cremens.

0:20.0

Hi. Local Hooker.

0:22.0

Yeah, musician. handsome man, husband, yeah,

0:26.6

husband, yeah, writer, lyricist, composer, aging rock star. I wasn't expecting that last one.

0:37.0

Aging rock star. Aren't they all aging though? I mean everybody is actively aging you find a rock

0:46.7

start into the grave. Find me a toddler rock star and I'll show you another

0:50.5

aging rock star. Yeah it kind of so all right. It was redundant for you to even

0:56.7

mention that. It's true but I just wanted to get us as kindly

1:02.1

cruelly. Aching podcast. as kindly Crollie gaily

1:04.0

aging podcast

1:05.0

Yeah exactly

1:06.0

aging comedian is even worse

1:08.0

sitting on an aging couch

1:10.0

Hey this couch is pretty, is relatively new.

1:13.3

Using aging microphone.

1:14.8

You shut your face, listen.

1:16.6

We were getting into this because you wanted to talk about aging today.

1:23.2

And I thought, yeah, that's fun for a man to bring it up,

1:26.4

because I feel like it's not in your face as much

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