Jodie Foster
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Team Coco & Earwolf
4.8 • 57.5K Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Jody Foster, and I feel ambivalent about being Conan's friend. |
| 0:11.4 | I feel ambivalent. |
| 0:13.3 | A major blow to the solar plexus. |
| 0:15.7 | You should be flattered, right? |
| 0:17.0 | Because it's not just a yes or, you know. |
| 0:18.2 | No, no, I have questions. |
| 0:19.5 | Let's be very clear. I am not have questions. Let's be very clear. |
| 0:21.6 | I am not flattered. |
| 0:25.4 | Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brandy shoes, walking loose, |
| 0:33.1 | climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are going to be friends, because I can tell that we are going to be friends |
| 0:39.3 | yes I can tell that we are going to be friends |
| 0:44.3 | welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend here with my crew my chums |
| 0:50.3 | Sonam of Sessian yeah hi Conan |
| 0:52.3 | Conan O'Brien who is doodling. |
| 0:54.7 | That's why I've taken... |
| 0:55.5 | It's just a mustache wondering where its master is. |
| 0:57.9 | But it says, where's Gil? |
| 0:59.3 | Yeah, that's your dad. |
| 1:00.1 | That's my dad. |
| 1:01.1 | So it's my dad's mustache. |
| 1:02.7 | Don't say it's just a random mass message. |
| 1:04.4 | Whatever. |
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