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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Bley’s Fastballs Part II

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.859.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Conan carefully considers what dramatic role he’d come out of acting retirement for. Wanna get a chance to talk to Conan? Submit here: teamcoco.com/apply

Transcript

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0:00.0

All is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking blues, climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are going to be friends.

0:17.7

I can tell that we are going to be friends

0:21.4

All right, it's time for part two of what we discussed last week.

0:26.1

It started as a massive argument.

0:29.0

It was very intense.

0:30.3

We were all shouting and screaming at each other.

0:33.0

But it led to Blay reforming his ways,

0:36.1

becoming quieter, more soft-spoken, more thoughtful. Out of that new persona came a decent pitch. He said, hey, Blay, why don't you repeat it? My pitch would. Oh, man. He's still learning? No, he's doing it. I'm taking the last week you guys said I should lean back and I should be softer and not grip the mic.

0:55.0

And so I'm going to do that.

0:55.8

I hate this.

0:56.8

I like it.

1:01.6

My pitch last week was you had said you were in the movie.

1:03.7

If I had legs, I'd kick you as a dramatic role.

1:06.1

And you had said, you're not looking for any more dramatic roles. So my pitch was like Daniel Day Lewis coming out of retirement, what kind of role would you come out of retirement for to what new it is not a good Oh you know what? You almost at it. It's okay. You know what? This is a new persona and those take time to get used to it. What role would you, what dramatic role would you, uh, do next if you were to,

1:44.1

we got it, we got it. You could have ended the sentence there. Okay. But I did it softly, right? What you did to my boy? Yes, yes. You know what? I like it when you're inarticulate quietly. Okay. I'm just saying I did do it softly. Yeah, yeah. And lean, and I lean back. Okay, good. Very good. We're done with that.

1:44.6

Okay, sorry.

1:45.8

Let's get on to the idea itself. Here's the idea.

1:46.6

The idea involves me, and I think it's worthy of... Yeah, yeah. And I lean back. Okay, good. Very good. We're done with that.

1:44.6

Okay, sorry.

1:45.9

Let's get on to the idea itself. Here's the idea.

1:46.6

The idea involves me and I think it's worthy of discussion.

1:52.7

Well, famously, Daniel DeLewis has retired, I think, several times from acting.

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