JJS#27 - Sleepwalking & Bad Vacations
The Josh Johnson Show
Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen
5 • 648 Ratings
🗓️ 28 January 2021
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Honestly, the title of this one tells it all. First, Josh and Logan are talking about the sleep walking they've seen and done. Then, they dig into all the ways a vacation can go wrong from luggage being stolen to surprise police raids. They also try to determine what makes a hotel different from a motel.
This week's Song from Josh: "Way You Are (Part 2 of a Love Story)" from the 2021 mixtape Elusive
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Josh Johnson Show. I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host and fellow stand-of comedian, Logan Nielsen. |
| 0:19.0 | Logan, how you doing, buddy? I'm good, man. How are you? |
| 0:24.0 | You know, I've been better. I'm not going to lie to you. |
| 0:28.5 | What's going on? My right knee hurt yesterday and my left knee hurts today, so I don't know what I did. |
| 0:36.8 | But whatever I did, I did it twice. |
| 0:40.6 | Were you on your knees at any point for anything? |
| 0:43.3 | Not that I can remember. |
| 0:44.9 | I mean, unless I sleep-kneed. |
| 0:48.9 | Well, have you been on the floor more with your dog, your new puppy, being on your hands and knees? |
| 0:55.4 | I don't get on, I don't get flat down there with him. |
| 0:59.2 | I actually just take. |
| 1:00.4 | Yeah, I don't want to go to his level. |
| 1:02.0 | No, no, no, I got to let him know who's taller. |
| 1:04.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:06.7 | No, I pick him up before I get down there with him. |
| 1:10.4 | And he's, right. He's very light, so it can't be that. |
| 1:14.0 | But I... |
| 1:14.8 | But I... |
| 1:15.1 | Using it more. |
| 1:16.0 | I'm worried that... |
| 1:18.0 | The only thing I could really think of it being is if I crawled out of bed and, like, just sleep crawled and really scuff my knees up. |
| 1:26.9 | I mean, you know... because how old do you now? |
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