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The Josh Johnson Show

JJS#28 - Revenge Fox

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5648 Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

This week, Josh wanted to talk about pranks but instead just ends up talking about a variety of scams and cons involving woodland critters and ghosts. If the end of that sentence doesn't intrigue you then I don't know what will.

This week's Joke from Josh: "Love is a Schedule 1 Drug" from the 2021 mixtape Elusive


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Music by Brad Kemp http://www.secondbedroomstudio.com

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Josh Johnson Show. I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host and fellow stand-up comedian, Logan Nielsen. Logan, how you doing, buddy?

0:20.5

I'm doing good, man. How are you doing, buddy? I'm doing good,

0:21.1

man. How are you? Uh, you know, I'm doing, I'm doing fine. I really can't complain, you know.

0:27.5

Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to, though? Do you want to complain? Because you can. Sometimes,

0:31.0

I appreciate that, but sometimes I feel like when I complain, I'm immediately bombarded with someone who has it worse than me.

0:40.4

And I just want to spare myself that.

0:42.5

The last time that I complained to...

0:45.1

On the show?

0:46.0

No, no, not on the show in life.

0:48.7

Like, the last time I complained to someone, he later then told me he got the wrong tattoo.

0:57.0

And I was like, yo, I didn't sign up for this.

1:02.0

Basically what happened was because of in his area, the COVID restrictions,

1:07.0

you had to have an appointment.

1:09.0

You had to have an appointment to get a tattoo.

1:13.1

You couldn't just come in and drop by and stuff.

1:15.9

And so they, he went and got his tattoo and he went in at four.

1:24.0

He's supposed to go in at four.

1:24.9

He did everything right.

1:26.1

But his name is Alexlexi and he got

1:28.4

Alex's tattoo and he said he like genuinely didn't know what to do because he didn't like he has tattoos

1:38.8

and it wasn't a big one so it's not like I guess the worst possible thing that could happen but he was

1:43.8

like he was feeling it on his arm like he wasn't looking and it was also on like the back of his arm like the tricep so he was getting it and then he wasn't really looking but as a certain point he was like this feels off yeah like a lot of circles for this square thing I wanted.

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