5 • 648 Ratings
🗓️ 21 January 2021
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Have you ever come across a product and thought "who is this for?" Well, then this episode is for you! Josh and Logan are talking apps, services, and inventions that truly boggle the mind with their mere existence. Are they scams? What are their purposes? What happens if you get them wet? Josh and Logan attempt to answer all these questions and more on this week's episode of the Josh Johnson Show!
This week's Joke from Josh: "6 Marriages" from the 2021 mixtape Elusive
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the Josh Johnson Show. I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host and fellow stand-up comedian, Logan Nielsen, Logan. How you doing, buddy? |
0:20.3 | I'm good, buddy. How are you? |
0:23.5 | I don't know. I mean, I'm fine. Like, nothing bad happened, but I'm also just a little blah. |
0:30.6 | I hear that. Wow, this is the first time you haven't been immaculate. It was a real curveball you threw me. |
0:39.3 | Yeah. |
0:39.7 | Somehow still sound the same, though. |
0:41.3 | Oh, exact same tone. |
0:43.2 | Yeah. |
0:43.6 | But the first time you admitted that things may not be perfect, you may not be flying high in the epitome of happiness. |
0:50.7 | I'm opening up to you and unlinked you see a crack in my armor. |
0:53.9 | I really am. You're |
0:55.7 | really showing me the vulnerable man inside. It's like, man, that that puppy wore you down quick, |
1:02.0 | huh? Yeah. It turns out that the only thing stopping me from being fully depressed all the time |
1:08.2 | was sleep. Was sleep? Was a dog waking you up every few hours yeah he's |
1:13.1 | great though he he legit almost slept through the night last night I mean that's good man |
1:18.5 | that's only having him for a little bit that's really good so either my dog my dog did it right |
1:23.6 | away when she was a puppy she slept through the night but she would just like piss herself |
1:27.4 | and that was something I had to like crack down on so i had to start making myself get up because she was |
1:33.0 | like oh cool all right i'll just sleep i'll just sleep here all night that that's insanity that's |
1:39.0 | this is a lot about her now that i look back it says a lot about her personality that she's like i'll just |
1:43.4 | pee myself that's fine when you're too chill yeah yeah when you're too |
1:47.6 | mellow of a dog yeah yeah I'd like to think I'm wearing them down um so I wanted to |
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