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That's going to be an absolute banger.

And Fox News Saturday night, yo, Kennedy's on the show, Gianno's on the show, Aaron Berg is on the show, and the founder, the leader of the Wu-Tang Clan, the Rizza, is on the show.

That's a big deal.

If you're not familiar with the Wu-Tang Clan, they sold 40 million albums since they jumped

off in 1990.

He has a new movie out with Quentin Tarantino, of all people, which is a match made in

heaven. I mean, Quentin Tarantino uses a people, which is a match made in heaven. I mean,

Quentin Tarantino uses a lot of the same language that they do on rap albums. He's one of the few white guys who can get away with it. So I think it's a match made in heaven, as I said, and I'm excited to have him on the show tomorrow night. If you want tickets to the stand-up show, you want tickets to Fox News Saturday night. They are always available to you at Fox across America.com.

Okay, the big news to me as we get underway is we have a day of civic

action in Chicago as the math and the reading proficiencies remain at historic lows. So understand,

Chicago school districts, the kids can't read.

The kids can't do math, but they're all skipping class today to pretend we have a king.

That's stupid.

Use your common, sis.

You know, just the day after the liberals wrapped up taking selfies with King Charles, he goes back to England and they

tell you that kings are bad again. This is total crap. And it's not just in Chicago. It's happening in

New York. It's happening in Los Angeles. Pretty much every liberal city around the globe. And the one

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