Hey girl, welcome to the Fox Across America game ball presentation ceremony. This is going to look

like payola. It's going to look like a rig job. But Jenny Phelan, my wife gets the game ball this week.

Why? Because I waited until Friday to give you the real skinny on what it was like to be in the

Oval Office with the president, what it was like to flee an assassination attempt on the president's

life. And to be honest,

it was a very funny interview because you can talk to your wife of 20 years with a level of

candor and ridiculousness that doesn't really exist for other people. You might call it

wife privilege, if you will. And for that reason, I think this honest look into the state of our

marriage and the state of, to be honest, American politics is worthy of a game ball. So without further ado, Jenny Fala, come get your game ball. The third person I called after the shooting broke out at the White House Correspondence dinner. Jenny Phelah is in the house. The crowd goes wild. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hi. Some people think I'm kidding. I obviously had to cancel the hooker. Hey. Jenny, come on, Jenny. For the record, I did call you first. Yeah. I texted, but you didn't care. You didn't even respond. No, it didn't come into like an hour later. So, because, you know, all of the craziness that was happening. So I had my phone on me. It did not come through. And you're like,

is your text?

And then an hour after I get the whole like, hey, hey, hey, something's happening. So I thought a second round of things was happening. Oh, hell. Come on, Jenny. Can I at least get credit for being a halfway decent husband? A shooting breaks out at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

I am on the ground.

I know I'm okay.

So I immediately call you because I know 2000. Shooting breaks out at the White House Correspondents Dinner. I am on the ground. I

know I'm okay. So I immediately call you because I know

two things are going to happen. One, it's going to hit the news

and you're like, oh my God, he's right there. But two is

everybody is going to like crash the Wi-Fi. Everybody's

going to crash the phone server. So it was my very first thought

when I heard pop, pop, pop, pop, I picked up the phone.

Just because I wanted to be ahead of that curve.

Yeah.

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