From Everywhere USA, it's Fox Across America with Jimmy Failure.

Oh, it is May Day, which means at a time when 70% of our nation's school kids cannot read at the level of their grade, their liberal teachers have them out of class protesting capitalism, ladies and gentlemen.

I love the poorly educated.

Well, if you love the poorly educated, it's a great day to be you because we're going to have a hell of a whole lot more of them by the end of the day.

20 plus nationwide campus protests, to be clear, taking place as we get on the air today.

We're going to discuss it on a busy Friday episode of Fox Across America.

Diamond Dave Landau is here.

Comedy sexiest man,

he will help me recap the events of the past week in news and politics. And then my wife,

Jenny Fala, is coming by in studio for the first time to hear what it was like to be inside

the White House correspondence dinner when the shots broke out. I have been on the road traveling

for TV and radio. Jenny's off to Ohio to visit broke out. I have been on the road traveling for TV and

radio. Jenny's off to Ohio to visit her family. We have not had a solitary second to catch up

about last Saturday night. So we'll have our couples therapy right here in studio. 888-88-9910

if you'd like to counsel.

Also, the phone number if you just want to tell us to hang up our cleats and go our separate ways. Jenny and I have been married 20 years, which is about 19 years longer than any of us thought we would last. I admire your honesty. She'd be the first to admit to that when she gets on the show. But you and me, still going strong. Six years on the radio. and, you know, the one rule that's been in place since the day we started remains in place today. You could be a Republican. We'll have you on the show. Be a Democrat, libertarian, independent. Nobody cares. All we ask is that you don't be a bang. Happy Friday. I'm in a great mood. I'm going to Des Moines, Iowa tomorrow. There's still a handful of tickets left if you want to see me at Hoyt Sherman Place in Des Moines. That's going to be an absolute banger. And Fox News Saturday night, yo, Kennedy's on the show, Gianno's on

the show. Aaron Berg is on the show. And the founder, the leader of the Wu-Tang Clan, the Rizza, is on the show.

That's a big deal.

If you're not familiar with the Wu-Tang Clan, they sold 40 million albums since they jumped off in 1990.

He has a new movie out with Quentin Tarantino, of all people, which is a match made in heaven. I mean, Quentin Tarantino uses a lot of the same language that they do on rap albums. He's one of the few white guys who can get away with it. So I think it's a match made in heaven, as I said, and I'm excited to have him on the show tomorrow night. If you want tickets to the stand-up show, you want tickets to Fox News Saturday night. They are always available to you at Fox across America.com. Okay, the big news to me

as we get underway is we have a day of civic action in Chicago as the math and the reading

proficiencies remain at historic lows.

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