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So I just flew back from Los Angeles. I hate flying first of all. I always get a little sensitive to my surroundings on a flight.

A pilot walked on the pilot I thought, you know pilot uniform and

his face was completely red and he was sweaty, kind of unkempt, glassy eyed and drunk looking like fully fully drunk.

And he was hitting on the flight attendant. He was like kind of aggressively.

And I was straining forward to hear what he was saying, but he the flight attendant was taller than him. At one point I heard him say,

so where do you live, little lady?

And I just love that he called her little lady. She was taller than him.

I think I'd rather be flown by a drunk person than a person who calls a woman little lady.

Well, what about both? That's a bad combination. You wouldn't rather be flown by drunk person. I'd rather be flown by a very responsible

misogynist. I hope the women who are listening to this aren't offended by that. Justin wants to be flown by a misogynist pilot.

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You're listening to Life is Short. I'm your host Justin Long and

with me as always is you're biting your lower lip.

Christian Long.

You're like a sexual way.

Yeah, it's you're staring at me and biting your lower lip and I know it's not sexual, but

but it's rare to see that in a non-sexual way.

Really?

Yeah, not maybe.

Oh, it looks really weird. Is that how I look? Well, it looks really weird when you do it. I'll stop doing it.

Anyway, anyway, we're both here.

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