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Life is Short with Justin Long

Max Greenfield 🙌🙏

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.89.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2019

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Max Greenfield (New Girl, The Neighborhood) shares some hilarious parenting stories, and tells Justin all about his SNL themed Bar Mitzvah. Justin and Max talk about fun “behind the scenes” moments from their days on New Girl.


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0:00.0

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0:12.2

There's a restaurant in LA that I know we've talked about on the show before called the Griddle.

0:16.0

It's a great breakfast spot if you're ever in the neighborhood on sunset and Fairfax. And the manager there is a guy named Alex who over the years has become

0:24.9

somebody we see often. And the last time I think Christian and I were both in there

0:30.0

Alex who's a very positive

0:33.4

person, he said, hey, you know, good to see you guys and and he looked at Christian and he said, wow, you have lost a lot of weight.

0:42.9

She and he couldn't believe it. He just couldn't and even throughout the meal, he'd come over to me and like, I can't believe I'm much weight. Your brother lost and

0:51.5

even subsequently texting me, it was there was always a reference made to how much weight you lost.

0:56.8

For the record, I've never lost or gained more than eight pounds probably since I was 18 years old. Yeah. So he definitely got the wrong person.

1:07.1

Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream.

1:11.2

Oh, dude, it's a doo, doo, shippoon.

1:14.8

You're listening to Life is Short. I'm your host Justin Long.

1:18.3

Life could be a dream sweetheart.

1:21.6

Do do doo, doo, doo, shippoon.

1:24.4

And I'm here with my brother, regular size brother. Thank you. Yeah.

1:30.6

There is an occasion where I see, you know, heavier than not a few pounds here.

1:35.4

There he definitely got the wrong person. I was like both flattered that he was paying me such a positive compliment.

1:42.0

Yeah. But also insulted that he clearly had the wrong person.

1:45.8

Right. Because ordinarily that would be a really he meant it as a huge compliment.

1:50.7

He was like, it's amazing. Well, you've accomplished. You've been using all this weight.

1:54.2

That's a very rare thing. I would think a positive insult.

1:57.7

You know, like, God, you are so nice. You're just so nice. You're you're not nearly the way you used to be.

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