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When I was younger, I waited tables like every

actor and

Christian, I both actually worked at the same coffee shop and I kind of fantasized about going back to those days and

Played with the idea of being Uber driver. There's certain jobs that I'm like, please be an Uber driver

I think I'm going to 10 years ago. Maybe I was in New York with some friends and we have one of those dinners that had just kind of

Peter it out and I had sort of lost interest and I was maybe

affected by certain things that I put in my body. I went over to another table because I had always

fantasized about this and I just bust it. I just started clearing their plates and I took him to the kitchen and

The people at the table that I cleared had

Zero idea that I didn't work there by the end the people in the kitchen were no longer laughing. They were like

You have another table to clear like hurry up and bust that at their table and

And I was fully just working there. So you should have done like a dramatic quitting. You should have like dropped a

tray of plates me like that's it. I can't do this anymore. I quit. I'm like stormed out. I rode my apron down

Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream

You're listening to life is short. I am your bus boy Justin Long life could be a dream sweetheart

And speaking of boys with me as always is my brother Christian who was not there that night and

Nor was he ever a

Bus boy per se oh but I did work at the coffee shop. I was a boy and I and I bus tables actually so I guess I was a bus

Yeah, I was a bar back. Oh, yeah, that's that's I don't know what I'm talking about of course I was a bus boy

I was a bus boy for a bar. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I was a bus boy if bar bar were a bus boy for a bar

Your eyebrow just oh fast up because you couldn't say that

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