Jim Breuer's The Metal In Me Episode 46

Jim Breuer's Breuniverse

Jim Breuer

Tv & Film, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2016

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Breuer is about to hit the comedy stage, following powerhouse "dirty" comedians. His religious wife starts texting him right before he goes on. Find out what is so important and how Jim responds! Also, hear Jim tell this story on stage at the Stress Factory! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Mori Morlin Morrison, here to tell you Geico has more than just great savings.
0:05.2	Much more.
0:06.0	Geico's been around for more than 75 years, back when they were using Morse code.
0:10.3	Sorry, that's just my sense of humor.
0:12.6	What's more, with Geico, you get 24-7 access to license agents on the app, online, or over the phone,
0:18.6	so you can talk to them at night or in the morning so forever
0:21.9	more just know that no other auto insurer has more more than Geico more power to you
0:26.9	Geico expect great savings and a whole lot more I got asked to do the goddamn comedy jam.
0:40.3	You said you wanted to get Halford.
0:42.4	Halford's doing it with me.
0:44.4	Wow.
0:46.5	How freaking cool is that.
0:49.4	That is great.
0:50.8	He immediately responded and said,
0:53.0	Jim, I'd love to do that.
0:55.2	That's great.
0:57.4	Jim, I've been listening to the podcast and I don't like what I've been hearing.
1:03.9	Actually, you sound like you've got to sigh to yourself you like to reveal, Jim.
1:10.1	I have a feeling you like bananas.
1:14.2	Frozen.
1:15.3	Yeah.
1:15.9	Frozen.
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