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Much more.

Geico's been around for more than 75 years, back when they were using Morse code.

Sorry, that's just my sense of humor.

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text she writes it back as I'm about to walk out, she writes,

Disregard my last message.

Please, please, please stop taking my damn toothbrush.

This is not a joke.

I'm serious.

I've asked you multiple times to stop taking my tooth. You know how much that pisses me off and rages me. I'm so angry with you. I don't even want to speak to you. Don't bother calling me. Don't bother talking to me. I hate you right now. And if you call me, I don't know if I'm going to say something stupid to you.

I don't call her back.

I'm pissed.

The whole point is, now I've got to go on stage and be funny.

Mm-hmm.

And murder more than Bill Burgess did.

So I go there, murder, do what I do.

And now I have a meet and greed, so I got to pretend I enjoy everyone. What do you get when you combine the power of an award-winning band with the genius?

I'm an award-winning electronics company.

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