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Jim Breuer's Breuniverse

Jim Breuer's The Metal In Me Episode 45 - The Oddest Couple

Jim Breuer's Breuniverse

Jim Breuer

Tv & Film, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4700 Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2016

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

As the band embarks on a north eastern tour, the subjects range from poker, to cheating and stealing, to having weed named after you.  Alex writes a script for the sitcom, The Odd Couple with Rob Halford and Ozzy casted as the leads.  Of course, they are both played by Jim! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

There is more to me, Queen Elia of Elfguard, than my Elven Magic.

0:05.5

Just as there's more to Geico than saving you money,

0:08.8

Geico also gives you 24-7 access to licensed agents online, on the phone or on the Geico app.

0:15.9

And while I am a mighty elf queen, I am also a mighty big fan of barbecue potato chips.

0:22.9

Minions?

0:24.4

More smoky mesquite.

0:27.3

Geico, expect great savings and a whole lot more.

0:32.9

Maybe some sun.

0:34.4

I'm going to rock and roll.

0:36.0

This was short and sweet.

0:38.0

No, no, no.

0:39.0

Wait a minute.

0:39.7

What?

0:40.9

I brought a scale.

0:43.0

Oh, you did?

0:43.6

Yes.

0:44.1

You want to do it now?

0:44.8

Yes, because I got sick.

0:47.2

Me and Ali had a great idea of it.

0:48.9

Okay.

0:49.6

Oh, you and Ali had another great idea, huh?

0:54.1

Okay, that's nice to know that Allie's another great idea, huh?

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