God Furious Over Choco Taco Situation

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🗓️ 1 August 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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God and Satan discuss a rich bishop who got robbed, the number 666, the end of Choco Tacos, OAN begging the Left for help, peanut butter and salsa, Kylie Jenner, and Chik-Fil-A paying people in sandwiches. NOTE: The God Pod is now fortified with Alpha and Omega-3s. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on the Godpot, Choco Taco also, it's an unbeatable name.
0:05.7	It is a good name.
0:07.0	I like things that rhyme, Choco Taco, Godpot.
0:10.8	And you'd hope that the name alone would have made it last.
0:14.2	Are we the Choco Taco of podcast?
0:16.7	We must be.
0:17.7	Cause Godpot rhymes.
0:19.2	Oh wow.
0:20.2	Oh no.
0:21.2	Oh no.
0:22.6	You want some Trump new Satan?
0:24.8	Oh hit me.
0:26.0	I guess he's having this golf tour at his golf clubs with the Saudis.
0:32.1	It's not cool what he's doing.
0:34.3	And then he responded to this by saying that no one's gotten to the bottom of 9-11.
0:39.6	Is he playing golf to figure it out?
0:41.5	This is a mini-series on HBO.
0:47.1	Nothing's more punk rock evil than taking plastic out of the ocean.
0:51.8	Where are they putting it, the Atlantic Ocean?
0:54.3	And thus began the ocean plastic island wars.
1:10.7	By everyone, this is the Godpot.
1:14.2	I'm God, and at this point, I don't know if I should send souls to hell or back to Earth.
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