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Good morning everybody!

Live and fresh from a Shiva.

It's me, Jackie Shimmel.

How you doing?

So, I was at a funeral earlier.

Surprise, surprise.

Nobody my age has been to more funerals.

I'm completely desensitized to death at this point,

which is like a good thing and a bad thing.

Now, if you listen closely, you remember that about a year and a half ago,

I decided to invest in a Shiva staple, a Luke,

because listen, I'm not giving empathy or support at these funerals,

so I got a bust of look.

You know, I'm giving fashion because I'm not giving basically anything else.

I go into what I call a Shiva Shavasana,

which is just a complete glaze.

It's a state of meditation where, you know,

it's very that so raven where I just blur all of my surroundings,

people, places, and things, and internalize.

I do like reverse vortex inward, vaginal vortex.

And then I'm just thinking about like, how could I make healthier teka masala?

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