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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2024

⏱️ 74 minutes

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0:00.0	What is he not making a reference to people that like swam?
0:03.5	I believe he is John.
0:05.2	That's crazy dude.
0:06.8	You can't be the mayor anymore.
0:08.1	He's...
0:08.8	He can't be the mayor anymore. Feel free to join the podcast ladies and gentlemen net positive
0:26.4	were in the studio John Chris Alex Legos Easton
0:30.8	Easton have a last name now he just not's one name. He's like, he's like Share.
0:34.0	Yeah, yeah, it's like Drake.
0:37.0	Yeah, yeah, podcasting.
0:38.0	Easton.
0:39.0	Oh, we out here, baby, hot day.
0:41.0	I was, I was, I was, I just landed from the airport. Welcome back welcome back yeah I wasn't expected to do the pot happy to see you but these are the freshest once glad it worked out you know these are the best ones you know Sebastian manis Galco I know of them comedian
0:51.5	yep famous story about him and I don't know if this is true
0:54.7	He was he would always practice his sets like he was living in Hollywood
0:59.2	Whenever you'd practice a week in advance for his set his five minutes set down at the
1:03.4	comedy store he was a waiter working next door at the comedy store and they
1:09.3	ran over and they go hey somebody bailed, we need you in two minutes.
1:14.4	No way.
1:15.0	Came over his set, he wasn't getting a lot of traction,
1:18.2	he couldn't figure out how to,
1:19.5	and he was so loose, unprepared.
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