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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2024

⏱️ 88 minutes

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0:00.0	Learn how to read, I'm sorry, learn how to read, I'm sorry,
0:04.0	read a book once in your life, develop a freaking vocabulary.
0:08.0	Strath me insane. Get into it, baby. Net positive. Welcome aboard aboard ladies and gentlemen what a week it has been truly what a week. Welcome in everybody I keep getting emails about how this is everybody's favorite hour or so of the week.
0:34.4	It is probably one of mine too.
0:35.6	It's one of mine too.
0:36.6	Dude, let me read you this.
0:38.6	This is a warm your heart, brother, right off the top.
0:41.4	I need that today. Once a month this is from a
0:44.4	listener to my personal DM. Once a month I have to drive to Duke for an
0:50.1	infusion for chronic pain treatments. The drive is an hour and my husband and I listen to the
0:55.1	podcast in the car you'll have you'll have us laughing so hard at such a nice
0:58.7	distraction we love you guys love that you did that today. Thanks. Dang, bro. That's special. That's what are we what do we had to complain about bro? Nothing. Nothing man. Nothing. I don't even know what that I don't even know what that means
1:13.0	chronic pain sounds tough
1:15.0	infusions for chronic pain yeah you know what
1:18.2	did my gas take I'm gonna be fine
1:20.8	I'm gonna be just fine
1:22.0	anything we discussed today let's keep it's just that's the I'm going to be just fine. Yep.
1:23.0	Anything we discussed today, let's keep, let's keep,
1:25.0	which is that's the levity we're trying to bring to today's episode.
1:27.0	Buy a lemon for a dollar type energy?
1:29.0	Buy a lemon for a dollar, dude.
1:30.0	If we're making a podcast for someone to get in chronic pain treatments
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