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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2024

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Nightmare at the Indy 500, going barefoot on stage, and cuddling (but only after marriage)... On the net, it's a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 5/17 Lincoln, NE 5/18 Des Moines, IA 5/19 Grand Forks, ND 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA 6/27 Atlanta, GA 6/28 Atlanta, GA ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 10/4 Shipshewana, IN 10/5 Shipshewana, IN 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositive BLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositive ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	Got some tour dates coming up baby episode 109 and listen when I'm sitting like this you know what that means yeah
0:08.3	There's a guess is a guest we got a guest baby
0:12.0	I'm off this weekend. I'm coming to June, Williams Port, Pennsylvania,
0:17.0	Baltimore, Maryland, Newark, Newark, New York, New Jersey, New Haven, Connecticut, Portland, Tacoma, Spokane, and June 27th to 28th filming my fourth comedy
0:28.0	special in Atlanta, Georgia. Tickets still available for Thursday night. I think Friday both sold out. I'm not sure.
0:34.0	September doing a run of comedy club Springfield was
0:38.0	Springfield was very Philly and Appleton Wisconsin and then the then, the Jokes for Humans Tour, baby, just announced,
0:45.1	I am coming this fall, too.
0:48.0	Sarasota, Florida, Melbourne, Florida, Fort Lauderdale, Florida,
0:51.0	Jacksonville, Florida, get into it, Jacksonville, Florida. Get into it.
0:53.0	Lima, Ohio, Shippshawana, Saginaw, Cheyenne,
0:57.6	Sioux Falls, Denver, Bakersfield, Oxnard, Long Beach,
1:00.4	Savannah, Athens, Augusta, Bristol, Tennessee, Midland, Lubbock, and Dallas,
1:05.8	Texas, Chicago, Davenport, Iowa.
1:09.7	And I want to take like two months off during the summer, three months off.
1:12.2	Good.
1:13.0	Get out here, baby, and then I'll get back into it in the fall.
1:15.0	Tickets are selling well and fast.
1:17.2	So get in where you fit in, baby.
1:20.2	Speaking of, this week's episode brought to you by Gooder,
1:24.0	uh, Gooder, ladies and gentleman makes $25 active sunglasses that don't slip, don't bounce,
1:30.0	and are 100% polarized, baby, lightweight,
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