Jesus Christ VS. The Easter Bunny!

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2021

⏱️ 39 minutes

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IT’S THE GREATEST BATTLE OF ALL TIME! The Easter Bunny and Jesus Christ DO NOT LIKE EACH OTHER. They decide to settle their differences in an all-out brawl. Who will come out on top? Find out on this thrilling episode of The God Pod! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello humans, welcome to the GodPod. This is God. Thank you for joining us as we attempt
0:14.6	to restore order to the multiverse. Today on the GodPod, the Easter Bunny is going to
0:19.8	call in and talk to Jesus. How about that Jesus are you excited?
0:23.4	No, no I am not. I'm annoyed at what she had to say on that episode that she was on.
0:29.3	This is going to get dirty, I think. I'm sorry, but my dark side might come out.
0:33.6	Whoa. Wow. Yeah. Just breathe like, breathe like dirty, dirty. That's good.
0:38.3	All right. We'll see what happens there. We're going to discuss some belitties in the
0:42.3	Me Dam news. And we'll see what else happens today on the GodPod. I'm here with Jesus
0:49.4	and the Holy Spirit and Moses. Hello. Hey, how is your God? I'm also here. Oh boy.
0:57.3	Oh, I forgot. Oh, Satan. That hurts. That just hurts. That was totally unintentional. Everyone
1:08.2	been vaccinated yet. Halfway. Halfway. Yes. Halfway. Yes. Fully, baby. Me and Moses got
1:14.8	vaccinated live on air. Right. Oh, we have the Easter Bunny is calling in. Hi. Hi. Hi.
1:21.6	Yes. Hi. Hey, Easter Bunny. Hi, God. Thanks for joining us again today. Good to see you. God.
1:27.8	Good to see you. I couldn't say that about everybody here. Wow. Wow. Seems pointed.
1:34.2	Easter Bunny. Good to see you. Great to meet you. Hi. Hi. Hi, sweeties. Hi, everyone. Hi.
1:42.0	Hello, Jesus. Hello, bunny. Wow. Whoa. He doesn't even say Easter. He just goes the whole
1:49.8	morning. He's just bunny. I can think of another B word I want to call her, but I'll be nice.
1:55.3	I'll be nice. Open now. Bouncy. Grab it. Listen, I came here, Jesus, because of a lot of the name
2:01.8	calling you've been doing, right? Okay. I've been name calling. I've been name calling. I heard
2:07.1	what you had to say on the podcast. You come here. You make your premier appearance on the GodPod.
2:12.6	A show I've been a part of for years. And you start trash talking me. Jesus, you have called me
2:19.8	a corporate rodent. You have called me the Jeff Bezos of chocolate. Okay. You said I only care
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