Jesus Responds To Trump Saying If Jesus ‘Came Down’ He’d Win The Blue States

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🗓️ 5 December 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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God and Jesus discuss the latest smiting news of the world: Santos expelled, Kissinger in Hell, and the stabbing of Derek Chauvin. God and Jesus strongly respond to Trump’s claim that they would have handed him the last election. And why is the Mormon church buying Nebraska?

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot.
0:02.0	And I even made a comic strip about it.
0:04.0	Oh yeah, I saw that.
0:05.0	And I was a little worried about it that this one might be too hot
0:08.0	for Facebook, so I messaged up their customer support
0:11.0	and they're like,
0:12.0	yeah, no, this one's okay.
0:13.0	Oh, really? They actually greenlet it for you.
0:17.0	Well, there was more news that I know you have been crying over.
0:22.0	Derek Chauvin was stabbed 22 times in federal prison,
0:26.0	according to new charges.
0:28.0	Did he die?
0:29.0	He did not.
0:30.0	See, only the good day young. Your solution to this problem Jesus of price gouging is asking Americans to stop eating McDonald's and stop drinking Coca-Cola.
0:43.7	I'm saying vote with your wallet.
0:45.6	Do you, do you even know a single American?
0:49.6	I know, I just described the American diet, McDonald's, and Coca-Cola. Why hello there humans,
1:05.0	there humans, my name is God.
1:09.0	Welcome to the God pod.
1:11.0	I'm here today with my son Jesus Christ.
1:15.0	Oh, that started so mellow and pleasant and then you got angry as you remember that I
1:20.4	too was in the studio.
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