Return Of The Santa Claus!

The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Santa Claus comes back just in time for Christmas! God, Jesus and Santa talk SantaCon, Santa marathons, and when is the right age to learn the truth about Santa. We also discuss landing a plane, GTA 6, whether we have rizz, and which comedians nobody will ever convince us are funny.

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot.
0:02.0	Do you know what Riz means, Santa?
0:05.0	I know something that rhymes with...
0:07.0	And you mostly call me daddy?
0:13.0	Yeah, not daddy. No, no, no, no, no. I reserve that name for other men in my life.
0:18.0	He reserves that one for Judas.
0:23.6	Why is it okay to be aegist?
0:28.8	Maybe I'm only saying this because I'm literally the oldest person in creation.
0:34.0	All right, you go hump of Granny then. Welcome to the God-Pod! I'm here today.
0:49.0	Welcome to The God-Pod. I'm the Lord Thy God. I'm here today with my son Jesus Christ. What's up Jesus?
0:57.3	Hello everybody! And guess who's back in the mother... guess who's back in the very fine house?
1:05.0	It's Santa Claus.
1:09.0	Via satellite.
1:11.0	Welcome, Santa, how are you doing, Santa?
1:15.0	I detected a cough there.
1:17.0	Are you okay?
1:18.0	Yes, I'm fine.
1:20.0	I'm just getting over my COVID.
1:21.0	COVID-19.
1:22.0	Oh, no, you can't say that word on social medias.
1:26.0	Can you call it something else?
1:28.0	Getting over?
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