A Rubber Dildo Crucifix Christmas
The God Pod
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4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 November 2023
⏱️ 59 minutes
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God and Jesus discuss a raunchy Taco Bell party, the new Squid Game reality show, Satanic abortion clinics, long haired hippies, rubber crucifixes, “super-long” bat schlongs, and much more.
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| 0:00.0 | This week on the Godpot. I made all the wine of course. People love my wine this time of year. |
| 0:08.0 | People love red during the colder months. Warms them up. |
| 0:12.0 | People don't like my wine, which is just me whining. |
| 0:15.0 | But sometimes you just want Taco Bell. I get it. Real Mexican is superior, of but sometimes you just want the bell dong. It's just |
| 0:26.3 | the white girl and you okay exactly. Jesus is a thief you heard it here that's why he was up there on that cross with the mother thieves. |
| 0:35.0 | Crucify me. You thought it was Jesus is up there with two thieves. No, it was just three thieves. |
| 0:40.0 | Crucify me for my password sharing sins. |
| 0:43.8 | He steals his streaming services and he also steals your heart. Welcome to the God pod. I'm God. And I'm Jesus and it's the most wonderful time of the year. |
| 1:09.0 | Ding dong, ding dong. It's my birthday, it's's coming my birthday is coming you've got you've got lots of |
| 1:16.4 | cheer for a queer it's the most wonderful time it's the most wonderful time it's the most wonderful time. It's the most wonderful time. It's the most wonderful time. It's the most wonderful |
| 1:27.6 | time of the year. Good job, Jesus, you actually nailed that. |
| 1:33.0 | Thank you, back at you. |
| 1:35.0 | A little late, but you carried the tune. |
| 1:37.0 | I'll blame the internet. |
| 1:39.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:40.0 | And I see you've decked out your studio for the holidays. |
| 1:43.0 | I've decked my halls with boughs of holly. |
| 1:47.0 | Yep, I have. |
| 1:51.0 | Deck the halls with bows of holy, la la la la, la, la, |
| 1:54.7 | la, la, la, a, amen. |
| 1:55.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:56.8 | Jesus, you are, Jesus is giddy today. |
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