The God Pod Anti-Valentine’s Day Special

The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 13 February 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: This episode is sponsored by Morgan & Morgan! For more information go to ForThePeople.com/GOD TODAY ON THE GOD POD: Mary Mags returns to hang with God and discuss TV show reboots, fallopian tube reboots, procreating with one leg, and their Valentine’s Day plans. On ‘The Mary Mags Show!,’ conservatives psychotically believe Sam Smith and Kim Petras’s Grammy performance was a tribute to Satan, weirdos blame disasters on ‘Unholy’ Grammys performance, George Santos charged with stealing puppies from Amish, Marjorie Taylor Greene’s fascist hair, and the nuances of Disney’s small weird world. On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll discover why it’s been a sausage fest on the pod, will Mary Mags destroy a Beyoncé hater, Mary’s opinion on the movie ‘The Menu,’ will God perform more practical jokes on Ted Cruz, and will Mary eat a bee. Finally, on the ‘GD News,’ they discuss how Ron DeSantis is trying to take control of Disney World. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. https://thegodpodcast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today, on The God Pod, CTE is one of those things that you can't confirm until the person passes.
0:06.5	Oh, really?
0:07.3	I mean, and you can also confirm it by looking at Herschel Walker's behavior.
0:14.9	On the same boat, we kinda have that in common, nice.
0:17.4	Focusing on myself, I'm gonna take myself on a gallon times retreat.
0:21.7	Oh, oh, cool, so you have plans.
0:24.3	Yeah, yeah, yeah, with myself.
0:25.6	No, yeah, me too, me too.
0:27.7	I'm going to go on a gallon times journey.
0:32.6	Cool, cool, cool.
0:36.4	I was gonna say Ursula, right?
0:37.8	But I didn't want to, that's like, almost too mean to Ursula.
0:41.0	Because Ursula, that is true, because Ursula at the end of the day, like, you know,
0:45.3	Ariel signed a contract, so Ariel got to live up to it.
0:49.6	That's not Ursula fault.
0:55.6	Yeah, Ariel, Ariel, Ariel, Ariel, Ariel, Ariel.
1:03.9	Well, hi there, human.
1:05.6	I'm God.
1:06.6	Welcome to The God Pod.
1:08.4	On this show, I answer questions from humans, and discuss all the latest
1:12.9	curvettes down on that planet I created.
1:15.6	Find The God Pod wherever you get your podcasts.
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