Jesus Gives Barbie A Glowing Review!

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 27 July 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. JESUS GIVES BARBIE A GLOWING REVIEW! On the next twitch.tv/thegodpod, God and Jesus descend to earth after hearing about the rise of the Evil X Corp, only to be met by Ben Shapiro’s Barbie fire doll collection and trend-jackers distracting the masses from truth. Will God and Jesus save Barbie-mas? Will God remember that he made penis fish? Will God and Jesus get kicked out of the movie theater after sneaking snacks in from Heaven Eleven? Is a taco a sandwich? These questions and more will be answered on the next God Pod: Have It Yahweh! WE’RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This time on the god pod. I have 485,000 followers on x.com now
0:09.7	Cool
0:12.7	I knocked down your big buildings and then you all got hit in the head with bricks and then you were all like
0:18.9	blah blah blah blah. I'm gonna speak a new language now and
0:22.6	Everybody believed in this story because it was in the butt
0:26.0	Wow, where were you when you heard that story the first time?
0:31.5	Did you instantly become an atheist because it's so fucking stupid?
0:39.2	Is a taco a sandwich? Wow, no, I don't think it is no. I think I agree with you
0:46.2	The takeaway from this is that a hotdog is a taco
0:51.5	Whoa, your mind is blown
0:55.7	Oh
1:07.0	Welcome to the god pod. I'm God. Thanks so much for joining me on the show once again
1:12.1	We've got a fun show for you today. Jesus went and saw Barbie and he is hyped
1:18.9	He's got the whole review. He's gonna give to us. We're gonna discuss Barbie what the movie was like
1:25.6	a
1:26.6	whiny conservatives losing their minds over it
1:30.1	Then also today on the show we're gonna discuss
1:34.6	Twitter is changing its name to X
1:38.5	Excuse me. Excuse me. Yeah
1:42.2	And all the fall out of that and lots of other stuff will answer questions, but yeah, it's gonna be a fun show. Are you ready?
1:48.6	Jesus, let's do it Barbie
1:51.8	Come on Jesus. Let's go party
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