Balls Deep Space 69

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🗓️ 31 July 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. BALLS DEEP SPACE 69 On the next twitch.tv/thegodpod, Mary Mags teams up with God to smite systemic racism and the axis of rightwing evil Ron DeSantis, Jason Aldean, and bungling Trump. Will God defeat the cable guy? Will Mary clean up God’s mess? Will they remember who made the American flag? Will they go balls deep space 69? Confused!? You won’t be after this very special episode of the God Pod: Have it Yahweh! WE’RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:59.1	pet plan limited. Today on the God pod I don't think that Ron really has his finger on the pulse
1:06.2	in a way to drum up hatred and he's not doing it in a dog whistle kind of way it's kind of won't work.
1:11.9	His fingers are buried in a bowl of pudding. A lot of folks really just want to come to the US
1:18.8	work and go back and so that'll at least create a path for folks who want to come to the US
1:25.8	and work and and and go back to their home countries like Jesus just wanted to go down to earth
1:31.9	just chill for a bit and come back up do a little work as a carpenter and go back to his home.
1:39.9	Someone asked very quickly what's with all the white people statements if you haven't met me my
1:45.3	name is Mary Mags. I'm God and I fully endorse giving Mary Mags space to give us a new perspective
1:52.8	on things. Welcome to the God pod I'm God thanks so much for joining me on the show once again
2:10.6	I've got a fun show for you plan today I'm here today with Mary Mags aka Mary Magdalen what's up Mary
2:17.2	hello Mary Mags you are many people's favorite character character why do I call us characters
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