God, Satan, and Barbenheimer!

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. GOD, SATAN, AND BARBENHEIMER! On the next twitch.tv/thegodpod, it’s a Barbenheimer world when Satan and God go union strong and fight for the rights of Darth Vader impersonators while smiting the dark forces of TikToker scabs. Satan does shrooms with Janet Yellen as the earth heats up and as the prosecutions heat up on Trump. God and Satan kick up the smiting a notch on right-wing country singer Jason Aldean, and Biden joins them to smite Marjorie Taylor Greene in a new ad. Will Satan see Oppenheimer and Barbie with God? Is Satan Hasan Piker? Will Satan get Amazon Prime? Will God give angels genitals? All these questions and more will be answered on the next God Pod: Have It Yahweh! WE’RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The Godfather.
0:03.4	Anytime I see a cowboy hat, I just, for your left.
0:06.9	Really? What about Little Nas X?
0:08.7	I'll be right into that.
0:10.5	So basically, you're saying you hate Little Nas X
0:12.7	and Dolly Parton and Tony Cash.
0:14.0	Okay, go.
0:16.9	They keep doing shit like that, 2024 is a lock.
0:19.8	Easy.
0:20.9	They're selling that.
0:22.5	And what does MGG's, what are the Republicans selling?
0:25.9	Hunter Biden's cock.
0:27.5	Heather Feather says, God, why have you forsaken me?
0:32.9	In your arms forsaken me, in your heart forsaken me.
0:42.3	Oh, King of hell, King of hell, King of hell, King of hell.
0:54.9	Welcome to The Godfather.
0:56.8	I'm God, thanks so much for joining me on the show once again.
1:00.2	We've got a fun show for you today.
1:02.4	I'm here with the Dark Lord himself.
1:05.2	Say, Tannis.
1:06.5	Yeah.
1:13.9	Hello, hello.
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