Eating Skid Mark Sandwiches For Lunch

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:13:04.17 Armpit Fetish Dream Interpretation 00:04:40:06.00 Italian Food Is The Taco Bell Of Ethnic Cuisine. Wrap Your Head Around THAT 00:06:40:06.68 My Bold Idea To Generate New Ethnic Food Types 00:12:52:17.33 Karaoke Guy Loses His Cool / Slowed Down Movie Trailer Music 00:19:59:12.39 Woman Confronts Man At Pool Pleasuring Himself 00:23:07:20.43 Peeing In A Man’s Butt (In A Satanic Way) 00:27:10:19.19 It’s Time To Reward Yourself 00:29:32:06.04 Serving Kids Saliva, Shit, And Piss Melts 00:33:45:06.56 […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, November 6,
0:03.0	2023 coming up on the program today,
0:05.0	Satanic anal piss play.
0:07.0	Plus, I'm looking forward to trying intergalactic culinary cuisine.
0:11.0	Serving elementary school kids, sk marked sandwiches for lunch, and Florida
0:16.0	man is on booty patrol.
0:17.9	All this was your voicemails today!
0:21.8	Distorted View Daily
0:23.2	Daily, proudly presents
0:26.0	A World of Warcraft raid, going horribly wrong.
0:31.0	Okay, stop dots.
0:34.0	Now hit it very hard and very fast.
0:38.0	Lee, run to the center.
0:40.0	Ices run to the center.
0:42.0	Whatever the fuck you do, do not stand next to other people.
0:46.0	Mogres, center.
0:48.0	Just feel me.
0:50.0	Go away from the headly.
0:51.0	Go away.
0:55.0	K, DPS, slowly.
0:58.0	Crush him was fair to enter it. Who the fuck was that?
1:01.0	Crush him, What the fuck!
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