Jeremy Suffers A Slip
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 14 April 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When did you have a crisis of the battles? |
| 0:02.0 | 206, 803 Rock. |
| 0:03.3 | I get it, though. |
| 0:04.0 | He's only 37. |
| 0:05.0 | He don't want to wear him. |
| 0:06.1 | I know you don't want to wear him. I completely get it. But it's like, look, nobody wants to use crutches, but given the circumstance, you need them. So if I'm him, like, look, I don't want to wear a diaper. Nobody wants to wear a diaper. Kids don't want to wear a diaper, but if I'm going to S myself and I don't know when it's going to happen, I'm wearing a diaper. |
| 0:23.4 | I would take this one club. Nobody wants to wear a diaper. Kids don't want to wear a diaper. But if I'm going to ask myself and I don't know when it's going to happen, I'm wearing |
| 0:22.6 | a diaper. I would take this one club, I would take this one club, you're right, and I think for the most part, I think when those people start wearing them, because they don't even want to wear them. Nobody wants to wear. You have no idea when it's coming. And I think that's the reason to wear a diaper, right? |
| 0:36.7 | If the little kids knew when they were going to go to the bathroom, wouldn't need a diaper. |
| 0:41.0 | Yeah. They don't know, nor do they care. That's what's so weird to me about little kids, right? So, you know, one years old when I walk around the diaper, like if they got poop, they just poop. Yeah. But they still keep doing stuff. And it's like, really? You're not uncomfortable. Well, you can also see when it's a really |
| 0:56.2 | small kid. You know when your kid's pooping. Because you know their facial expression when they're pushing. I mean, they're looking right at you. Yeah. And then after they poop, they will continue the conversation they were at. Like, Daddy, knock knock. Yeah. And my biggest problem was I never knew, because you can't communicate with these things, |
| 1:11.8 | I never do, like, I would go and clean up the mess, and the mess was bad. But I didn't realize that they weren't done yet. You don't know. So I get everything cleaned up. Everything's good to go, brand new diaper, you're back in the onesie. I'm just like, Jesus, I just button the last button. And it happened again. And first of all, whoever came up with snaps on a onesie, |
| 1:28.0 | they were not apparent. |
| 1:30.2 | Right? |
| 1:30.4 | There's no freaking way, because you've got to change your kids diaper and I'm wearing those onesies with all the buttons and like this is so much trouble. I'm going through all of this just to find a pile of poop, right? It's ridiculous. And I'm like, there's no way a parent designed this for children because |
| 1:44.4 | I have not met a parent it's like oh it's no problem yeah all these stupid snaps and all that |
| 1:48.8 | just to find a turd when uh what did you have a crisis of the battles 206 803 right they do look |
| 1:53.5 | they look but generally they're comfortable but the problem look onesies should be for people |
| 1:59.3 | that are potty train yeah deal with your own business. Imagine your kid wearing a Batman outfit. That's basically what it's like. But you know that they just poop themselves, and you've got to go through all of that just to wipe someone else's ass. Also, a butt flap would be helpful. Why do they not have those? Yeah know, just like a little rectangle back with a couple buttons. |
| 2:17.8 | If you're in a onesie, it's a pain of the butt. |
| 2:19.7 | Sure. |
| 2:20.2 | But at least you have control over that, you know. When's the last time you were in a onesie? Ugh. I don't know. Eight years ago. Why? Ah, something. You're wearing onesie? I have a sleeping bag that I can wear. |
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