Ben Waller of Houston, Texas worked the corporate side of oil and gas for over 20 years. He made quite a bit of money over the years and decided to retire early. Nice. Enjoy the fruits of his labor. Ben was also glad to be rid of the co-workers so shallow they could drown in a puddle. As typical of any goodbye party for an oil and gas employee, they pulled out all the stops and saying goodbye to Ben. There was a full table of barbecue, meats and sides,

cornhole for the sports guys to play, and plenty of bud light to go around. But the centerpiece

was a cake, a massive creation, made to look like a barrel of oil. Now, in the weeks and days

leading up to the final day of work, Ben wanted to leave it away. No one would ever forget his

idea. To Spike is going away

cake with laxatives. And spike it, he did. Over 10 boxes of X-lax went into that cake.

Damn. Not one to be left out. Ben also planned on having some cake, too. I mean, who wouldn't

want to s on the floor of the former employer? Well, it was cake time, and everyone was ready to

chow down. Milton from the basement came up in hopes of landing a slice

120 pieces of cake were dispersed and within an hour of

ingestion over 100 people had uncontrollable

diarrhea the scene was everything Ben had hoped for a more

S running down the legs of people desperate to get into an already full bathroom.

People were scing in trash cans. People were scing in the elevators. The chaos put a

smile so big on Ben Waller's face that he was eventually found out. He was booked in Harris County

jail on charges of criminal mischief. No one is likely to press charges because no one wants to go

on record talking about sing themselves.

So so far, he seems to be okay. What's the name, Ben Waller? Ben Waller. Ted, do yourself a favor, and just Google his mugshot. He has one happy cat. I mean, the man was arrested, and in his mugshot, he looks like he just watched a Dave Chappelle comedy stand-up. He is really enjoying life. He is very happy with what he did.

And clearly has zero Fs to give, man.

Our question. Chappelle comedy stand-up. He is really enjoying life. He is very happy with what he did and clearly has zero F's to give, man.

Our question, when did you have a crisis of the bowels?

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