And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, we go to New York State, where 67 skiers had to be rescued from a chairlift

after mechanical issues shut it down.

Now, the skiers, they were stranded for almost five hours dangling above the mountain,

but the main concern of the dangling

skiers, peeing and pooping under ski suits, not falling to the ground, but soil themselves.

That was their concern.

But look, some people have to worry about that more than others.

Research suggests that nearly half of all women suffer from stress urinary incontinence.

Basically, if you pee when you sneeze, you just might have stress urinary incontinence. Basically, if you pee when you sneeze,

you just might have stress urinary incontinence. And whether you have stress urinary incontinence or not,

when you got to go, you got to go. At the Masters this weekend, golfer Jose Luis Ballister,

he really had to pee. So at Whole 13, he snuck off to a nearby creek to relieve himself. It wasn't quite as private a moment as he had hoped. He found out when the crowd roared with applause upon his return. But to his credit, he said, look, I would do it again. Side note, the Masters pointed out there's a bathroom very close to the 13th hole. They're not finding it as funny as him. But like we said, when you got to go, you got to go. But that doesn't mean that you will. The Artemis two astronauts. They dealt with a malfunctioning toilet during their 10-day journey to the moon, but instead of soiling themselves, they just held it. But no one, and I, no one. Tops a man named Lamar Chambers.

This was the guy that swallowed drugs before his arrest. Police charged him with possession,

put him in jail, and waited for him to pass the evidence. And they finally released them because he

wouldn't poop for the 47 days that he was in there. But we can only imagine what happened on day 48 when he got

home. And then we have a story out of Bremerton that basically inspired today's question. It just

had the words, Crisis of the Bowels. And when we get to that story, you'll understand what it's all

about. But that is what inspired today's question. So following suit, today's question brought to you by our friends at Advanced Tail Restoration, is when did you have a crisis of the bowels? To be a part of the big show called 206-803 Rock. Like the Men's Room on Facebook, follow us on X and Instagram and Men's Room Live. Send her emails to the men's room at kisw.com and now watch the show live on

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Hullabuchel's, away we go. Welcome to the 21st Amendment season episode number 4,510.

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